Monday 30th August
Motherhood 90mins
Uma in another over-emotional scatty neurotic role...dullsville.
Monday 30 August 2010
Sunday 29 August 2010
Kept as quiet as a fairy's fart!
FILM NUMERO FIFTY!!!
Sunday 29th August
Lower Learning 97mins
Someones been hiding this controversial gem from me for too long! Inappropriate, awkward, fudging hilarious. Weird and wonderful cast, from Eva Longoria to Kyle Gas. Watch it immediately, unless you love turtles.
Saturday 28 August 2010
You look like a Mexican asshole.
Saturday 28th August
Sex Drive 109mins
This was actually far more entertaining than I expected. A lazy rainy Saturday afternoon well spent.
Wednesday 25 August 2010
Itsa not so bad, itsa not so great, ahhhhh shuttupyaface...
Wednesday 25th August
The Uninvited 87mins
Meh. Seemed promising, bit of a let down.
Monday 23 August 2010
Off to find the mythical...
Sunday 22nd August
Forgetting Sarah Marshall 110mins
Class film. Works 60% of the time, every time.
Saturday 21 August 2010
Where has this gem been hiding?
Friday 20th August
Adventureland 107mins
A typical boy doesn't know who he is, boy meets girl, girl is a headcase, love conquers all, sort of lovely film.
Friday 20 August 2010
Today has been a drag and a half.
Friday 20th August
Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen 150mins
Not as good as the first, but robots are always a thumbs up.
The Deadline 89mins
Pretty creepy and tense, stupid ending.
Mickey Rourke cries = Lame
Wednesday 18th August
The Expendables 103mins
As much as I expected the action to outweigh the plot, there was a serious lack of storyline. These fellas really can't act and putting a massive handful of them together makes that ever more apparent. Don't waste your money on this.
Monday 16 August 2010
Friday 13 August 2010
I will hit an old man in public.
Friday 13th August
Transporter III 104mins
Classic Stathum.
Thursday 12th August
The Hangover 96mins
Classic Phill.
Tuesday 10 August 2010
Squeamish? Look away now...
Monday 9th August
Tormented 91mins
Yes, a bit of a vile image I agree, but this film is SO shite and the main characters are SUCH arseholes that you are actually happy when this sort of stuff happens to them! What yet another wasted 91 minutes of my life and yet another black mark against British film making...tisk tisk...
Monday 9 August 2010
Two shades of shite.
Sunday 8th August
What Happens in Vegas 99mins
There's the kind of shite you don't mind watching because you know you've got a killer hangover and it'll do for entertainment.
The Knowing 121mins
Then there's the other kind of shite that draws you in with a few kind of cool plan/train/car wrecks, only to turn out to be stupid and leave you feeling sort of depressed about humanity.
I did not enjoy this hangover to say the least.
Saturday 7 August 2010
I love it when a plan comes together.
Friday 6th August
The A Team (2010) 117mins
A-MAZING!!! Go see it immediately!
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