Today has been a drag and a half.

Friday 20th August

Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen 150mins

Not as good as the first, but robots are always a thumbs up.

The Deadline 89mins

Pretty creepy and tense, stupid ending.

Mickey Rourke cries = Lame

Wednesday 18th August

The Expendables 103mins

As much as I expected the action to outweigh the plot, there was a serious lack of storyline. These fellas really can't act and putting a massive handful of them together makes that ever more apparent. Don't waste your money on this.

Saturday 14th August

The Negotiator 139mins

Spacey and L.Jackson. Perfection.

I will hit an old man in public.

Friday 13th August

Transporter III 104mins

Classic Stathum.

Thursday 12th August

The Hangover 96mins

Classic Phill.

Squeamish? Look away now...

Monday 9th August

Tormented 91mins

Yes, a bit of a vile image I agree, but this film is SO shite and the main characters are SUCH arseholes that you are actually happy when this sort of stuff happens to them! What yet another wasted 91 minutes of my life and yet another black mark against British film making...tisk tisk...

Two shades of shite.

Sunday 8th August

What Happens in Vegas 99mins

There's the kind of shite you don't mind watching because you know you've got a killer hangover and it'll do for entertainment.

The Knowing 121mins

Then there's the other kind of shite that draws you in with a few kind of cool plan/train/car wrecks, only to turn out to be stupid and leave you feeling sort of depressed about humanity.

I did not enjoy this hangover to say the least.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Friday 6th August

The A Team (2010) 117mins

A-MAZING!!! Go see it immediately!