waste of my life

Monday 30th August

Motherhood 90mins

Uma in another over-emotional scatty neurotic role...dullsville.

Kept as quiet as a fairy's fart!

FILM NUMERO FIFTY!!!

Sunday 29th August

Lower Learning 97mins

Someones been hiding this controversial gem from me for too long! Inappropriate, awkward, fudging hilarious. Weird and wonderful cast, from Eva Longoria to Kyle Gas. Watch it immediately, unless you love turtles.

You look like a Mexican asshole.

Saturday 28th August

Sex Drive 109mins

This was actually far more entertaining than I expected. A lazy rainy Saturday afternoon well spent.

Itsa not so bad, itsa not so great, ahhhhh shuttupyaface...

Wednesday 25th August

The Uninvited 87mins

Meh. Seemed promising, bit of a let down.

Monday 23rd August

New Town Killers 97mins

A pretty tense Britflick about a twisted game of hide and seek.

Off to find the mythical...

Sunday 22nd August

Forgetting Sarah Marshall 110mins

Class film. Works 60% of the time, every time.

Where has this gem been hiding?

Friday 20th August

Adventureland 107mins

A typical boy doesn't know who he is, boy meets girl, girl is a headcase, love conquers all, sort of lovely film.